There are hundreds of websites about Pattaya. Websites about hotels in Pattaya, websites about bars in Pattaya and yes websites about sexy Thai girls in Pattaya. Seek and you will find.
This site is more about the practicalities of living here, yes I live here well just over the hill in Jomtien beach anyways.
So I plan to put up some resources, write some articles, answer some important questions like:
Where can I buy Yorkshire Puddings in Pattaya?
Where is the best Buffet?
Where is the best English breakfast?
Where are the sexiest girls? - whoops I said I wasn't going to talk about sexy girls. Ah well didn't take long to stray from the straight and narrow did it. Living in Pattaya warps the mind somewhat. You go out in the morning for a good breakfast nosh at the Apex and as you walk out a sexy lady emerges from the lift just finishing her "night shift" so to speak. She smiles, you smile and all thoughts of shopping in the market fly out the window.
So always good to know the essential information like:
Where is the best shortime hotel close to the Apex?
Answer - easy - The Apex has rooms for 550 Baht in low season. So why waste time looking for a short time hotel for 300 Baht for two hours when you are in the foyer of a hotel that charges 550 Baht for long time.
Make the day of it, relax, long time is better. Call the girlfriend and tell her you had an emergency call from the office in Bangkok and you got to rush to the bus station. Don't be shy, dont be embarrased. Thai girls are born to lie - get your own back and don't feel guilty as you turn the girl around give her a playful slap on the bum and steer her back up in the lift.
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